PEMDAS

Please Excuse My Drought Afflicted Snippets

Forgive me for my lack of posts over the last few weeks. I am sure you are just dying to know my thoughts, ideas, opinions, life lessons, updates on life, etc. I mean how could you possibly go on with your life?

Yes, the GMAT took place. No, the GMAT did not win! OK, well maybe, but it depends on the perspective you choose to take while assessing the situation. I am certain the GMAT is a complete piece of crap when it comes to MBA program acceptance and no matter how much you study or spend time memorizing ridiculous formulas and fraction/decimal conversions, it doesn't pay off. But, no need to fret, I made a decent score (570) in many programs' eyes. Since I have had some time to regroup, I am now heading places (places who actually care about other more important strengths I have as an applicant and who want me to choose them).

I could now begin my rant about a particular university's MBA program, but I will refrain because I refuse to waste any more of my precious time on such a pathetic program. Take my $50 application fee and shove it where the sun doesn't shine (unless you happen to frequent European beaches)! I should hear back any time now about my acceptance into another SEC MBA program. Go ahead, call me a sell out, but hey, it's only for a year and I'll always be a Tiger at heart (just struggling for the time being).

In other news, the Easter bunny decided to make searching for my basket quite the task this year! I had to get help from my little (almost taller) brother. Good to know the Easter bunny still remembers me and loves me enough to fill my life with uber amounts of dark chocolate and sour candy.

Now that I can break out my white shorts and linen pants (when I buy some), I would appreciate it if the wanna-be fashionistas would box up the UGGly boots and keep them put away until after Labor Day (thanks for your cooperation in advance)! I find it disturbing to witness such a fashion crime, especially in the South, when it is 80 degrees outside. Get. With. The. Program. Or. Become. A. Recluse.

Word: Do NOT attempt the Insanity workout! I took one for the team (yes, you may bend over backwards to thank me) and risked my life. You will lose all of your limbs and mobility for at least a week. You will come close to death after a mere 5 minutes, and you will utter hateful words to the man on TV with the little bit of breath you have. After 45 min. you will realize that walking on the treadmill or putting your shoes on the pavement for a short time will suffice (unless you are a macho man).

Oh and Peter Brown, yes, I am still very bitter and am well aware that it has now been over a year since I won the One Shining Moment contest. You will find my formal letter of rage in your mailbox by the end of the week. Brace yourself.